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OHAY GUYS/I'm 50% Virgin.

Journal Entry: Thu Nov 26, 2009, 11:01 AM
Happy thanksgiving!!!
YOU GUYS ARE SO FRIKKIN AWESHUM!!!

I wanna start a contest.
So, imma start one.

Draw your TDI OTP OR YOU AND YOUR FAVE CHARACTER.
THATS IT.
Just give me the link and i'll post.

FIRST PLACE :iconlinkrapefaceplz:
2 Requests and guest appereance in my next episode of TOTAL DRAMA BEANER TOWN!!!

SECOND PLACE :iconimhighplz:
Request and guest appearance in TOTAL DRAMA BEANERTOWN

THIRD PLACE :iconimhappyplz:
Request.

NO NUDITY OR EXTREME VIOLENCE, YAOI/YURI IS ALLOWED.

I have already finished writing the episode, i just need meh people!!!
contest ends SUNDAY, 11/28/09

:iconimhappyraveplz: ENTRIES! :iconimhappyraveplz:

:iconadam-sifo-223: [link] OH DAER GOD I LUV IT!
:iconracing4sonic: [link] OMG good times...


OKAY THE VIRGIN THINGY


here's the deal... Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your__% Virgin. If you don't repost this in the next two minutes, you will be cursed and die a virgin! lowest number you have the more you've done!


1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died. -1
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert. -1
7. Given/recieved a handjob.
8. Given/recieved a blowjob.
9. Been verbally harassed
10. Verbally harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 98%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up -1 (stfu)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose -1
13. Been humped by someones pet monkey.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/​girlfriend.​
15. Been to a prom.
16. Cried at school. -1 (preschool.)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. -1
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or receieved a lap dance. -1 (given XDD)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. -1
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%


21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (but I have been invited)
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger. -1
25. Went scuba diving. -1
26. Driven a car. -1
27. Gotten an x-ray. -1
28. Hit by a car. -1
29. Had a party. -1
30. Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%


31. Played strip anything. -1 (strip poker. but nobody did horrible and we wore three jackets xDD)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. -1 (but I didnt XDD)
33. Ran away from home. -1 (on accident!)
34. Broken/​Sprained a bone.
35. Eaten sushi. -1
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love. -1
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%


41. Frenched kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried. -1
43. Cried yourself to sleep. -1
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. -1
45. Shot a gun.
47. Stabbed yourself.
46. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. -1
50. Watched an animal die. -1
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%

51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody. -1
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. -1
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed preppy. -1
58. Dressed goth. -1
59. Dressed punk. -1 (ALL THE TIME!!)
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%

61. Avoided somebody. -1
62. Been stalked. -1
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity. -1 (Carter Hayden BITCHES!)
65. Played an instrument. -1
66. Ridden a horse. -1
67. Cut yourself. -1
68. Bungee jumped. -1
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. -1
70. Been to a wild party. -1
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67%


71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked a guy in the balls. -1
73. Stolen a boyfriend/​girlfriend from a friend.
74. Went out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country. -1
79. Started your house on fire. -1 (you never said burned the whole thing down, just a part of my room)
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. -1
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 63%


81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. -1
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. -1
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/​girlfriend for over 3 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day. -1
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore. -1
90. Danced like a whore. -1 (all the time!)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57%



91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. -1
92. Been in a car accident. -1 (I was HIT.)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes -1
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. -1
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain. -1
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. -1
99. Punched someone/​slapped someone in the face -1
100. Been raped.
Total: 50%

HOLY EFF IM 50% virgin!!
Im such a slut XDD
if you be on my "win" list do it!

Love,
~Jessica

Credits
Skin By =ReadyToFire, Journal pics made by ~Evenstar87 and ~Inu-luv

Like What You See, Ask =ReadyToFire For The Codes.
  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Listening to: My brother singing off key.
  • Reading: i dunno.
  • Watching: i dunno.
  • Eating: I just had sushi.

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~Jessica
(i liek this one bettar)
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Where to begin?


Im Jessica, Irish and hispanic and a buncha other shit.


I have a habit of saying bad words, but I usually dont like to.


Proud Lefty.


I have the highest IQ in my school including teachers, possibly the city of Santa Maria (184)


My boobs are too big XDDD


My dog threw up last night.


That reminds me of when I was a young Lalala.


Im immune to cold.


Im fucking hungry right now.



The ONLY day I dont eat is Thanksgiving.


I like this website and everyone on it! Theyre so nice!


Proud Duncan fangirl.


I like seven other TDI guys as well.


I love TDI, btw.


Noah is basically mah manself.


My ID has failed, it must die.


I SUPPORT YAOI/YURI.


I like elephants.


People say "That's gay," I say "That's homophobic."


Never kissed a guy, but I have a dream every Tuesday that I lose my virginity.


I call myself a Whore just because.


I live for screamo music.


Attack! Attack! is actually a christian screama band.
I had no fucking idea.


I have said "fucking" and "bible" in the same sentence.


This list was inspired by :iconbreadfrommypants:


I have not heard a DA name better than that.


YOU havent either.


I love to TDI RP with people.


On iscribble.


Add me, I like making friends.


Im not creepy.


I tend to be pushy about requests, but dont worry, It just means I have nothing else to do.


I have a 7/10 waist/hip ratio.


Pop music pisses me off.


The most hip-hop I'll get is either Hollywodd Undead or RunDMC.


My TDAI crush was :iconscooter2940: and still is XDD


Yes, I read it.


Holy fuck this is long.


Everything I say about myself is true, it's too stupid to make up.


On and off vegetarian.


Have been called fat, ugly, worthless, bitchy, slut, useless, and unloved by my mom on a holiday once.


It was my birthday.


My birthday be Jan. 25.


I be an Aquarius.


I quit the Swim team to be in the Drama Club.


I am going to be Veruca Salt in Willy wonka and the chocolate factory.



:iconlinkrapefaceplz: this is my fave plz account at the moment.



I think Im done, I'll post more later.

Love,
~Jessica

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: La la land.
  • Interests: Music, cartoons, drawing, writing, singing
  • Favourite movie: Tommy Boy or Step Brothers.
  • Favourite band or musician: Too many. Dont make me list them.
  • Favourite genre of music: Rawk.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Meh. DUH.
  • Favourite style of art: cartoony
  • MP3 player of choice: ipod.
  • Shell of choice: clams.
  • Favourite game: brawl.
  • Favourite gaming platform: wii.
  • Favourite cartoon character: TYLERTYLERTYLERTYLERTYLER
  • Personal Quote: "I don't give a walking taco about your lost puppy."

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Comments


:icontdicastfire:
-looks at tagline- OH LUL.

Too bad you ate it D:

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You just smell... really... pretty.

:bulletpink::bulletblue::bulletpink::heart:Cody:heart::bulletpink::bulletblue::bulletpink:
:iconunicorn-crossing:
mm... tasty...... *licks lips*

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John Hancock... It's HERBIE Hancock.
~TDIwinFanClub plz join plz. :)
Noah x Duncan (OTP)
slash...? EFF YES!
"Magical time-traveling, elves..."
:icontdicastfire:
:P It should have been kept in the zoo, that one.

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You just smell... really... pretty.

:bulletpink::bulletblue::bulletpink::heart:Cody:heart::bulletpink::bulletblue::bulletpink:
:iconunicorn-crossing:
i put it back on him xD
its even BIGGER.
and it is wailing its trunk about!

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John Hancock... It's HERBIE Hancock.
~TDIwinFanClub plz join plz. :)
Noah x Duncan (OTP)
slash...? EFF YES!
"Magical time-traveling, elves..."
:iconisolated-scetch:
OH EM GEE. Happeh Thanksgiving~ :D

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A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

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